October 25, 2011

I'm an asshole.

Also, this is 90% of my online interactions.

Also, it’s true.

Posted by DC at 02:40 PM | Comments (0)

Immutable law of science: If you say “Not to be that guy” and proceed to be that guy, you’re still that guy.

Posted by DC at 02:39 PM | Comments (0)

October 20, 2011

If you are in a mob movie and someone says “Let me ask you something” to you, enjoy your last few moments with an un-punched face.

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October 17, 2011

I just had the quickest most pleasant experience at the DMV.

It was like a million 1980’s stand-up comedians cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced.

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October 12, 2011

I’m just gonna give this my entire life, and if it doesn’t work out by the time I’m dead, I’ll do something else.

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“People don’t say each other’s first names when they’re talking to them in real life the way they do in movies, Denise!”

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October 08, 2011

"This guy knows what I'm talking about," I said, pointing to myself.

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October 06, 2011

The thing about having a sense of humor is, you have to have a sense of humor about it.

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