December 20, 2007

My site went down for a minute, but we're back. Storython stretches ever onward. If you have died or grown old in the time it has taken me to get to your suggestion, I apologize.

Here's a leak of me from a mixtape Donald is putting together. Some days you just get narsty on a Madvillain beat.

"Fancy Clown (DC Pierson Mix)" - MCDJ - F***stick Mixtape (right click/save as)

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December 14, 2007

Here are some good names for microbrews. If you are starting your own line of hand-crafted beers with cutesy names, feel free to contact me for licensing information.

Trouble Dan's Ale

Knee-Length Peasant Dress

Fanciful Yarn

Monksweat (or its lighter white-beer variation, Nuntears)

Approachable Girl's Two-Yard Stout

The Apple-Picker's Folly

Sporting Crustacean

Disconcertingly Intimate Ale

Large-Kneed Stranger

Makeshift Drum Lager

Quasi-Fascist Pale Ale

Tall Drink Of Egg

Tainted Groundwater Summer Brew

Adequate Container

Thoughtful Carp Ale

True Appalachian Banshee

Falstaff's Musings On Kingship Winter Reserve

Crystalwank

Posted by DC at 12:18 PM | Comments (35)