My site went down for a minute, but we're back. Storython stretches ever onward. If you have died or grown old in the time it has taken me to get to your suggestion, I apologize.
Here's a leak of me from a mixtape Donald is putting together. Some days you just get narsty on a Madvillain beat.
"Fancy Clown (DC Pierson Mix)" - MCDJ - F***stick Mixtape (right click/save as)
Here are some good names for microbrews. If you are starting your own line of hand-crafted beers with cutesy names, feel free to contact me for licensing information.
Trouble Dan's Ale
Knee-Length Peasant Dress
Monksweat (or its lighter white-beer variation, Nuntears)
Approachable Girl's Two-Yard Stout
The Apple-Picker's Folly
Disconcertingly Intimate Ale
Makeshift Drum Lager
Quasi-Fascist Pale Ale
Tall Drink Of Egg
Tainted Groundwater Summer Brew
Thoughtful Carp Ale
True Appalachian Banshee
Falstaff's Musings On Kingship Winter Reserve