January 06, 2009

Why she had to be "The Other Ashley" while the other Ashley got to be "Ashley" was beyond her.

At this point, honestly, she'd settle for "Supplementary Ashley." "Additional Ashley." "Back-Up, In Case Of Emergencies Ashley." At least that implied some sort of purpose. "The Other Ashley" seemed like something you said while waving your hand in a non-specific direction without turning your head, like, "That Other Ashley's around here somewhere."

She considered going by her middle name, but there was already a Sarah and an Other Sarah and whatever she would be called would be a downgrade.

She considered going by her last name, like in movies about Catholic prep school where everybody calls each other by their last names so when guys address the girls by name it's like automatic flirting. But there was a boy whose first name was Hunter. If everybody started calling each other by their last names like in Catholic prep school movies, it would work out (his last name was Allgraden, and there were no other people in their year with the last name Hunter), but she was an Other Ashley and therefore incapable of starting trends.

Then she had the brainstorm that her initials were "A.S.H." and she could go by Ash, but you know who often got called Ash? The Ashley to whom she was the Other Ashley.

After that the only time it was good instead of hurtful to hear anyone call the other Ashley "Ash" was when Sarah (the original) said "Oh my god, Ash, I'm so jealous" really loud in the lunchroom, and it came out that Ashley had just announced that over spring break she was going snorkeling in the Caribbean, which, as everybody knows, is a sea known for its warmth, its beauty, and its high concentration of sharp coral outcroppings that often pierce the skulls of unwitting blond swimmers, restoring little-appreciated girls with the unfortunate fate of having the same name as said careless blond divers to their proper place on the totem pole.

Posted by DC at January 6, 2009 10:14 PM
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I thought this was very clever! Perfectly captures the feelings of being an Other.

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