June 03, 2007

I have a bed! It is a mattress on the floor in my bedroom. It used to be Dominic's mattress. It lived at the place he used to live until yesterday, when I was helping Donald move into his new place, and we swung by Dom's old place, picked it up, and drove it to my new place after we got Donald all set up. Derrick is scattered to the four winds, geography-wise. I can't complain 'cause I got a TV and a mattress out of the bargain. Pretty much everything I have I inherited from friends who moved.

I had been sleeping on the couch in the living room. It's about five degrees cooler than my room 'cause it's on the corner and if you open both windows, there's a nice little breeze. But the downside is, you wake up thinking "I just slept on a couch" instead of thinking "I just had a night's sleep." Waking up on a couch can't help but feel like you just took a nap or like you just said something to piss off your spouse and she kicked you out of bed. (The former I know from high school where I'd take a nap on the couch every afternoon, the latter, from Dagwood cartoons.) A matress on the floor is more bed than a couch. (A saying I think would look good embroidered on a decorative pillow...on a bed or a couch.)

Our apartment is above a bar. The bar has karaoke. I won't say it's like hearing loved ones being slaughtered...that implies I love every song. It's more like hearing your whole town being slaughtered. You don't love everyone in town, but you have at least a vague familiarity with everyone. "Oh no! Not Gladys the librarian! Oh no! Not 'Because The Night' by Patti Smith!" Also, people smoke and argue in front of the bar, and if they don't have anybody to argue with, they call somebody.

I can't complain: people shouted beneath my last window, too, and back then, it usually concerned somebody having fucked with somebody else's money. Beneath this window, the shouting is pretty much limited to somebody having fucked somebody somebody thinks they shouldn't have, which for some reason to me doesn't imply impending stray gunfire like fucking up somebody's money does. Also: The Mets.

(As I write this, dudes are in front of the bar singing "Freebird," screaming "DICK!" between the lyrics. Inside the bar, the karaoke song is that "If I go crazy, would you still call me Superman" joint. One of the front-of-bar dudes just shouted "GRUNDLESACK!")

I have poor-vision on. When I'm having serious money problems, I get poor-vision. This is like that red Terminator-vision that allows him to identify his enemies and such, except mine identifies things around me and approximates how much they cost. Hats on people's heads. Strollers. Lattes. It's not things I want to buy, necessarily, but more my mind trying to parse out how people can afford, say, a magazine AND a iced coffee AND whatever is in the fancy shopping bag they're carrying without it throwing them into a panic spiral wherein they see themselves tossed out into the street by a beefy landlord screaming "Gettttttout, ya bum!" and Death comes up and stands over them and in his eyes they see their pitiful checking account balance.

I suspect the answer is a job, which is why I wish prospective employers would, like, call me back.

I'm only complaining 'cause it's fun to sometimes. My place feels more home-y since the bed and getting everything arranged around said bed. I am falling into something resembling a routine, and hopefully soon at least one of my irons in the fire will pay off ( to mix metaphors), and I'll be able to eat something besides spaghetti without cursing myself for the indulgence. I like my neighborhood and I just got a haircut.

Derrick is flying to LA on Monday. We'll be there for a week, doing a couple shows (Comedy Central Stage Tuesday at 8, UCBTLA Thursday at 8) and meeting with showbiz-type folks. Also: we will eat a stupid amount of In N' Out, and I will not curse myself for the indulgence, 'cause that shit is good. I mean, it is what God orders when God wants a burger.

Posted by DC at June 3, 2007 01:02 AM

Your website is very interesting. I loved your website a lot. Thank you.

Posted by: online payday loans

Thanks for taking the time to discuss this, I feel strongly about it and love learning more on this topic. If possible, as you gain expertise, would you mind updating your blog with more information? It is extremely helpful for me.

Posted by: online loans

I will post a link to this blog on my website. I'm sure my readers will find this info really great.

Posted by: payday loans in canada

This online site is a complete world wide web resource for this. You'll find all you wanted or needed to know, here. fetfxvkcgjq

Posted by: payday loans no fax

Thanks for making such a killer blog. I come on here all the time and am floored with the fresh information here.

Posted by: loans no fax

Hi buddy, very informative post. Please keep them coming.

Posted by: loans in canada

Usually I do not write on blogs, but I would like to say that this article really convinced me to do so! Congratulations, very nice post.

Posted by: loan canada bad credit

Thanks for good news! Your site is very useful for me. I bookmarked your site!

Posted by: bad credit loans canada

Thanks for sharing your thoughts. Take care.

Posted by: payday loans ontario

This article gives the light in which we can observe the reality. This is quite nice one and gives in-depth information. Thanks for this nice article.

Posted by: lose weight

I will submit a link to this blog on my web page. I'm sure my readers will find this info really excellent.

Posted by: personal credit loans

Do you have any more info on this?

Posted by: bad credit loans online

Thanks for fine news! Your web site is pretty useful for me. I bookmarked your web page!

Posted by: payday loan online no faxing

Easily, the submit is really the greatest on this laudable topic. I concur with your conclusions and will thirstily look forward to your future updates. Saying thanks will not just be sufficient, for the brilliant lucidity in your writing. I will instantly grab your rss feed to stay privy of any updates. Solid work and much success in your business enterprise!

Posted by: loans calgary

Wow! Thank you! I always wanted to write in my website some thing like that. Can I take part of your publish to my blog?

Posted by: bad credit loans canada

Excellent submit. Thank for sharing.

Posted by: loan money canada
Post a comment

Remember personal info?