December 30, 2006

I came up with several puns today at the Pittsburgh Zoo.

Among them:

A gorilla wanted a place to live so he bought some gorill estate.

An elephant called me on his elullar elephone and said "Ello?"

A bear powered by the sun is a solar bear.

A bear who only has back teeth is a molar bear.

A bear who may or may not have seen the second shooter in the Kennedy assasination is a grassy knoll-ar bear.

The more time I spend doing comedy the more I think the shittiest, lowest forms of comedy, like fart noises and nonsense words, are the most hilarious. I think the apex of my career will be writing one of those "1,001 Riddles, Puns, and Cut-Ups" books you used to get in Scholastic book orders. It will have poorly drawn monsters in various stages of hysterics on the cover. They are meant to indicate how funny the laugh-em-ups contained within are. (Answer: monster-amusingly delightful).

Dude I cannot wait to be back in the city tomorrow.

Posted by DC at December 30, 2006 10:25 PM
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