August 03, 2006
Track titles for songs from my upcoming country and western album, "Hell Might Freeze Over But Whiskey Don't Freeze."
Too Drunk To Fuck (Is Just Drunk Enough To Fuck You)
Barbed Wire, Stop Signs, and Broken Dreams (Are All Things I Found In The Grille of My Truck)
Where Once There Was A Wife (Now There’s A Woman-Shaped Lump of A Substance Called Talkstoomuch)
Hangovers Hurt In The Morning (Sober Human Interaction Hurts Now)
Missippi Jailbreak (Alternate Title: Dammit, Diner Waitress, I Know I’m Covered In Mud And Wearing A Leg Manacle And A Broken Length Of Chain, Now Do The Breakfast Special Come With Hashbrowns Or Don’t It?)
Steel Guitar, You’re My Only Friend (Since I Shot My Friend When He Caught Me Stealing His Steel Guitar)
Restraining Order Violation (Alternate Title: If We Got Different Definitions Of “Fidelity,” Then I Guess We Must Got Different Definitions of “500 Feet At All Times,” Too, Then, Don’t We, Kayleen?)
Happily Off The Wagon (Inexplicably On The Roof)
Posted by DC at August 3, 2006 12:35 AM