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Some slang terms I'm trying to launch into the slangosphere this month. You can help!

Douchefactor - A variant on "douchebag." A guy in a white baseball cap with an Incubus t-shirt who drunkenly kicks over trash-cans as he stumbles down the street could be said to be a Douchefactor. Could also be used to rate the amount of jagoffs in a given social situation, IE: "The douchefactor in this party is around a seven or an eight."

Awksford - A situation so awkward it is practically like attending a stuffy British university.

Donald, Dom and I are also trying to figure out a term for people who are more attractive in pictures than they are in real life. If you know of a pre-existing term, or are part of a think tank that has already come up with several possibilities, please send them to derrickcomedy at gmail dot com.