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It was, as I always imagined, awesome.
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Coach has flight attendants, first class still has stewardesses. The difference is, stewardesses are universally attractive in a 60's Bond movie kind of way, and welcome, nay, encourage objectification. I obliged by tossing around the words "toots" and "dollface" a lot. They obliged me obliging by bring martini after martini, which, instead of making me drunk, made me swanky. So swanky a man next to me offered me a job as a superspy in a particularly sexy province of the USSR, which, in first class, still exists. I declined because I have an allergy to needlessly elaborate spy-killing devices.
We were allowed to smoke, provided we lit our cigars or cigarettes with paper money. I didn't have any (you don't get excited about being in first class if you're already rich) so the stewardess was more than happy to provide me with some of the airlines' currency. Apparently the airline prints its own money, available only to first class passengers. You can also use it to make purchases out of the AirMall magazine, which is not called AirMall because it is a catalog for planes, but rather, because it is a catalog (again, first-class only) where you can buy the rights to the elements, such as Air, Water, and Fire. I briefly considered buying The Ether, but thought better of it.
My favorite part was when the stewardess brought around a tray of peasants for us to crush beneath our guilded bootheels. People who didn't already have gilded bootheels were offered free pairs, much like coach passengers are offered headsets to watch the inflight movie.
Speaking of which: the first class inflight movie was "A Summer's Passing," a two-hour scene of Mariah Carey having sex with a polar bear. I was informed by a tycoon two seats over that the rich have come to consider themselves above such proletariat-bait as plot and character, and have come to prefer a series of films, available only to the super-wealthy, of starlets fucking endangered species. Not that it gratifies them sexually, but rather, because they can tell the starlet exchanged her dignity for a great deal of money, which they find comical, and because the endangered species remind them of the rugs they have back home.
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I did meet one woman in first class who told me she'd rather I told her about my real, poor life, as she found it lurid and exotic. She then asked to feel my hand, which she said physical labor had clearly made as hard and calloused as the underbelly of a Komodo Dragon. When I asked how she'd know how their underbellies felt, exactly, she replied that she fucked one on camera one time, how else did I think she got the money to fly first class everywhere?
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2. Tone - Next, using cotton wool and Mary Kay Purifying Freshener to remove the last traces of cleanser and tone the skin. Have you tried Flower Waters? They arevery beneficial to the health of your skin as they are organic and contain anti-bacterial properties which prevent bacteria growth which in turn stops rashes and spots. Some also have astringent properties which close pores, and make the skin more toned. Some great ones to try are good old water - cold, rosewater (good for mature skin too), orange flower water andorganicwitch hazel. Avoid toners with alcohol as these will dryout your skin which will sabotage your efforts.
3. Moisturise - This step is critical to healthy skin. You need to replace lost moisture to the skin and this is best done with Mary Kay Balancing Moisturizer Cream to suit your skin type. The most common are sensitive skin, oily skin, dry skin and combination skin, so look out for these descriptions when purchasing creams.
4. Sun Cream - Stay out of the sun - UV rays induce the skin to age, as a resultuse a factor that is suitable for your skin type for optimum sun protection. Mary Kay Sun Care Collection is an exceptional choice.
5. Avoid Free Radicals - What are they? See our write-up on free radicals for further details, but in a few words the yare molecules that induce the skin to grow older and crease. Use Anti-oxidants tocombat free radicals that age the skin. Vitamin A, C & E are especially helpful in addition to coconut and olive oil. A handful of almonds are packed with enough vitamin E to counteract free radicals.
6. Water - yes, consuming water really does help to flush out toxins and re-hydrate your skin. Approximately 2 litres per day (8x 250ml glasses).
7. Serums - These are nutritious oils with an ingredient to help transfer the oils into the much deeper levels of the skin so theyenhance the tone and elasticity. It is best to use the remedy twice a day, once in the morning hours a few minutes before you moisturise and again before you go to bed so that it can do its work while you sleep. Mary Kay Cosmetics TimeWise® Replenishing Serum+C is an excellent choice.
8. Face Mask - Use a Mary Kay TimeWise® Even Complexion Mask as a weekly treatment.
9. Rest - Sleep is one of the best things you are able to do for your skin.
These suggestions should not be used as a one off, butincorporated into a regular skin care routine for best effects.
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