November 20, 2005

Nat'l Novel Writing Month Short Story Challenge, Day Sixteen

Today's Suggestion is from Megan: "Just Add Sweat: A Short Story In Four Parts"


November 20th

CONGRATULATIONS! You are now a participant in Tony LaGoffmanís JUST ADD SWEAT, a program that will literally REVOLUTIONIZE the way you think about fitness and mail-order programs about fitness!

Are you ready for Part One of your four-part Journey Towards Fitness? Lift the flap below and follow the instructions within!

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- ____ CHECK HERE TO CONFIRM THIS IS YOUR HOME ADDRESS

- DO TEN SIT UPS

Thatís it! Just check the box and do ten sit-ups, then return this envelope with 40 dollars in CASH to the address listed below! WHO KNEW IT COULD BE THIS EASY?

STEP TWO will be in the mail as soon as Tony has received your 40 dollars!!!






December 5th

STEP TWO Ė JUST ADD SWEAT

CONGRATULATIONS on making it to Step Two of your fitness journey. Youíre doing great!

But listen to me going on about how great you are: letís get started! Lift the flap below and follow the instructions within!


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- WHAT NIGHTS OF THE WEEK ARE YOU USUALLY HOME (circle below)

Sun M T W TH F Sat

- YOUR HOUSE HAS A (circle below)

garage garden shed other (fill in blank) _______

- DO YOU OR ANY OF YOUR NEIGHBORS HAVE GUNS OR LOUD DOGS

yes no

- DO TWENTY SIT UPS

Thatís it! Youíre done with Step Two. Youíre probably saying to yourself, ďI knew it would be easy, but this is almost TOO MUCH!Ē But what most people donít realize is that the key to fitness is working SMARTER, not HARDER. Also important in fitness is the principal of PROGRESSION (first step=ten sit ups, second step=twenty sit ups, etc.) Tony LaGoffmanís JUST ADD SWEAT is all about working progressively smarter, not progressively smarter.

Place 80 dollars in the attached envelope and send it to the PO Box listed below (note: different from last time, address is now a PO Box, also different city, state) and get ready to move on to STEP THREE!!!






December 15th

STEP THREE: JUST ADD SWEAT

Congratulations on making it to step three! Youíre a shining star in the sky of fitness!

But listen to me getting all poetic: letís do this!

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- ON THE EVENING OF DECEMBER 19th, LEAVE THE DOOR TO YOUR GARDEN SHED UNLOCKED

- CLEAR THE PATH FROM THE BACK GATE TO THE SHED UNOBSTRUCTED BY ANY LOUD OBSTACLES

- PLACE THE FOLLOWING ITEMS IN THE GARDEN SHED: SLEEPING BAG, PILLOW, 1 PLATE WARM FOOD, THREE TINS CANNED VEGETABLES, THREE CANNED PROTEIN SHAKES, FLASHLIGHT W/ BATTERIES, ASSORTED TRAVEL-SIZE TOILETRIES

- DO THIRTY SIT UPS

Whoa! Look at you! Already on thirty sit-ups!

Donít bother mailing the money for your next step: just leave it in the shed!






december twentieth

STEP 4 JUST AD SWEAT

hey you probably didnt expect to find your next step in the shed instead of your mailbox and probably didnt expect it to be handrwitten either but hey, fitness is just full of surprises

if several items appear to be missing from your house donít sweat it, when we become more fit we start to re-evaluate what things we need and what we donít so it probably only seems like some things are gone

thanks for the cookies

hereís step four

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DO FOURTY SIT UPS

DONíT CALL THE COPS

Posted by DC at November 20, 2005 07:38 PM
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