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"By the way," I say, "my name's Brad." Throwing it out casually with none of the force I used to just tell that great story about my uncle and the cat, and not nearly as much interest as I'm showing in, say, your eyes. And yet it's the thing I want you to remember most.

I want my name to drop like ten tons into your psyche and stay there. I want it to grow vines, I want your thoughts to swing from the R and leap screaming from the D. I don't want you to just remember it, because then it will be no better and no worse than a million of those little tidbits we remember just because, like the price of a sandwich at the restaurant downstairs or your bank account numbers. I want it to be the thing all those tidbits get filtered through and tossed aside as summarily unimportant compared to the glorious syllable. I want you to think of all the words that are so lucky to rhyme with it. I want it to be the caption in the bottom left corner of all your memories. You shouldn't see a sight or smell a smell without thinking of it, fondly, or aching with jealousy, whatever the case may be. You should shout it mid-coitus, and also in crowded elevators and the backs of cabs. Each and every time, anyone around should nod approvingly.

When you can't remember the name of your country or the name of your god, you will remember my name. And you will call it out even if no one's around to hear.

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Ternyata sudah banyak orang yang menjadi korban. Mereka juga menjual barang dengan kongsian dan tidak dibayar.

Kerugian teman saya sekitar 35 juta. Teman dari teman saya juga rugi sekitar 30 juta.

Lalu kita dikirimi cek. Tapi cek itu ada tanggal mundurnya. Sudah gitu ceknya bukan atas nama dia.

Sesudah itu tilpon tidak dijawab kembali.

Ada yang memberi info kalo salah satu korbannya mengambil barang yang memang tidak dibayar. Eh, korbannya malah yang ditangkep polisi. Katanya mencuri. Padahal itu kan barang dia. Semua juga udah tau ini orang nipu nggak bakal bayar.

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2. Korban kirim bayar. Yudi baru cari calon pembeli yang mau beli dengan harga murah.
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Padahal kalo dia betul nggak nipu dan niat baik, kan dia bisa ngomong baik baik di depan polisi kenyapa dia nggak bayar utang dan itu bukan penipuan. Misalnya ada kecelakaan, dst.

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Orang yang nulis cek nggak jelas. Katanya dia ditipu juga ama si Yudi.

Temen saya niat baik tungguin nggak balik balik. Akhirnya kita deal ama polisi. Yang penting ini orang masuk penjara. Barang kita masih sisa ditempatnya Yudi. Ya sono deh barangnya kita bagi dua ama polisi. Tapi polisi bilang kalo ini barang belum bisa disita. Praduga nggak bersalah lah.

Begitu balik ke Jakarta si Yudinya udah ada lagi. Langsung di ciduk ama Kasad. Begitu sore statusnya jadi wajib lapor. Si Yudi itu bohong ama Kasad. Dia sengaja nggak mau dipertemukan dengan saksi korban di depan polisi. Tapi ngakunya cari duit. Padahal kita udah bilang tegas tidak mau damai kecuali semua dibayar lunas. Semua dibayar lunas pun kita nggak mau damai karena sudah rugi jutaan rupiah buat datang ke bali. Tapi kalo dibayar lunas ya kita nggak ada alasan lagi buat nuntut terus dong. Toh nggak mungkin ini.

Bahkan ada pengusaha terkenal di Bali rugi 300 juta. Kebetulan pengusaha itu punya koneksi ke polisi yang pangkatnya lebih tinggi lagi. Akhirnya si Yudi di adili dan dipenjara.

Nah ini yang aneh. Jaksa teman pengusaha yang dirugikan 300 juta itu mau menuntut Yudi dengan pasal kriminal penipuan berpola. Tapi polisi malah bilang "tidak ada korban lain"

Memang sebagian besar korban menerima sebagian dari uang mereka. Ini merubah status dari perdata ke pidana. Jadi bukannya nggak ada korban lain, tapi technically bukan pidana.

Tapi teman saya sudah menolak dengan tegas kesepakatan itu. Teman saya tidak mau damai kok. Paling tidak ada 1 kasus penipuan si Yudi ini yang seharusnya tetap pidana.

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Akhirnya Yudi dipenjara karena kasus yang 300 juta itu. Kasus kasus lain nggak effek semua.

Tau nggak berapa bulan? Cuman 1 setengah taon. Padahal dia pasti udah ngabisin duit orang 400 juta sampe 1 miliar.

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Meskipun teman saya sudah bisa menerima kehilangan uang 35 juta. Toh duit tinggal cari lagi. Kita tetap tidak bisa menerima orang jahat untung 35 juta karena kita.

Terus terang, saya berharap kalo sisa barang yang teman saya punya itu disita saja oleh polisi dan uangnya buat polisi yang memenjarakan Yudi. Saya lebih mending gitu dari pada uangnya dinikmati oleh orang yang menipu teman saya.

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