January 30, 2005

I can't stand it when the person who checked out a book before me has written notes in the margins and I can tell they wrote a terrible fucking paper.

It's like, Here's a little reminder for myself of by how far I missed the point.

Anyway, person who had David Mamet's Three Uses Of The Knife before me, please don't ever write, direct, perform, paint, sculpt, puppeteer, or doodle anything. Also don't go see movies or go outside or have kids. Just sit inside and put question marks in the margins of books brave people write.


Beatboxing is like cunnilingus for boys or blowjobs for girls: Even if you find the thought of it ridiculous or disgusting, you owe it to the other person to learn how to do it and do it competently when called upon.

'Cause when you wanted to flow, shit, they kicked a beat for you. Nobody should have to freestyle a capella.

You can also use this similie in reverse: the next time a friend is complaining about the revolting proposition of putting their mouth on somebody else's genitals, you can say "You have to. It's your obligation, like beatboxing and freestyling," and they'll be all like "Ohhhhh."

Posted by DC at January 30, 2005 11:24 PM
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