on the street I always see
protestors
dudes on strike
handing out fliers
petitioning for a cause
and they're always stationed at a corner
around a giant inflatable rat.
Every week
different causes
different dudes
same inflatable rat.
This was a smart business idea.
Whenever somebody wants to illustrate that somebody's a
RAT BASTARD
and here's a flier about why,
they're gonna rent that giant inflatable rat.
genius.
Somebody's always a rat bastard.
I am going to steal this concept.
I am going to invest in a 10-foot full color
NO-NOTHING FUCKWIT
or perhaps a helium-filled illustration of a
TWO-FACED CUNT,
which will float high above buildings,
anchored to the ground with pig iron.