April 27, 2004

What I should've done tonight was write a third draft of my Writing the Essay paper on Orson Welles, maybe do some of the 30 pages of Macbeth adaptation I have due on Wednesday, and get to bed early so I could wake up for the 9:30 class I guiltily miss more often than not.

What I did tonight was finish a Hammerkatz flier (we got extended into May and to celebrate we changed the name of our show to "Reading Is For Dicks") (slogan: Sketch comedy that beats on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into your ass. Thanks, Junior English.) walked to UCB in the rain to support the boys of Shit Storm (a longform improv group of which the co-director of "Dicks," Eric Appel, is a member) in their Cagematch against Possible Side Effects, the winner of which is to receive a regular Thursday night Cagematch slot in a couple of weeks (Shit Storm won, w00t), stayed, against my better judgement, for School Night where some two-man and three-man teams and standup were witnessed, walked home in the rain with Doug, futilely attempting to share an umbrella and giving up halfway, fucked around on the internet and wrote a mess o' poems.

More on the rain later, in italics with faggier pretentious spacing.


Everyone in Hammerkatz is quitting Dangerbox, which is the most nonsensical of nonsense sentences unless you're privy to my very, very tiny circle of NYU-based comedy. Here is more information in that same vein: Last semester, I saw a flier for auditions for an improv team. I tried out, and got on, as did AJ, the director of Hammerkatz. Gregor was already a member of both groups. A few weeks later, Lou of Dangerbox (then Camp Anawanna) joined Hammerkatz. Things got even more incestuous second semester, with auditions bringing the number of HKatz in Dangerbox to seven. Hammerkatz hearts Dangerbox. Dangerbox hearts Hammerkatz. But, for a variety of reasons, the Hammerkatz members of Dangerbox are forming their own team and leaving 'Box to continue its reign of NYU improv supremacy. It was a less-than-fun decision. We have had innumerable adventures.

All is not lost, however. We are going out with a bang in the form of a trip to Cornell, those of us who don't have finals or other prior committments, anyway, to open up for Dan's best friend's band Spiegels' Always The Bitch, which should be interesting, followed by Friday's Slope Day, apparently one of the drinkin'est celebrations in all of college-dom. The stumbling will be legendary.


My dad is coming out to see my show this week. Oh yes.


Two rainy-day poems you didn't ask for:

number one

this is my first year with a spring
(there are only two seasons where I come from
and neither of them is spring)
and it's been raining all day.

they say april showers bring may flowers
but there are already flowers
they're gorgeous when it's not like it is tonight
the may flowers had better be ten feet tall
and sing show tunes
to justify all this
rain.

they had better make a thick forest
poking up through the asphalt
and sun’s light had better shine red-orange
filtered through their giant petals
onto her face
as she cures my spring fever
and me, hers

maybe the flowers are singing “there’s no business like show business”
maybe “get me to the church on time”
maybe they’re quiet
maybe just our breathing
and the rustling of mutant may flower leaves buffeted by warm breeze

yea, that’s probably best.


and number two:

On the way to the show
I’m able to pretend the rain
is how it is in the desert
romantic and miraculous
it’s warm
and it isn’t coming down too bad
and my hat and my hood keep the drops out of my face
which, I’ve learned
is the main thing.

but on the walk back
it’s coming down too hard to be either ignored
or miraculous
unless my soul is being cleansed
and I don’t think it is
none of my questionable motives or sins of omission
get washed away into the rainbow oilslick rapids of the gutters
I don’t get healed or saved or baptized
all I get is deli coffee
and

“drenched”
says jordan
a kid who lives down the hall from me
when I get off the elevator.
“you’re observant,” I say, “that’s why I like you”
if I ever start a crime-solving squad, he’ll be on it
we will crack open cases where people have already confessed
and determine
after several sleepless consecutive days and nights in the crime lab
that the sky is indeed
blue.

In my room I lose as much sopping clothing
as the presence of two roommates will permit
and place my jacket and jeans on the radiator
which I realize
too late
is turned off

thanks to this so-called spring.

Posted by DC at April 27, 2004 02:37 AM
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