October 27, 2003

Dude.

Who said this college thing was hard?

Seriously, who? Whoever it is, I want to find them, sit them down, whip open the yellow binder in which I turned in my first big assignment for Writing The Essay: Art and the World, and direct their attention to the A minus written on the last page.

Then I will slam the folder shut forcefully, and before they have time to react, roll it up and hit them in the head with it; a painful physical illustration of just how wrong they were.

I mean granted, I slaved away on that essay. But as any token high-school yearbook staffer will testify, hard work does not a good finished product make. ("You spelled my name with none of the letters my actual last name contains!" "I know, but we worked really hard!" You know the type.) I spent more time with that essay than probably anything I've ever written that I was forced to. I attempted (poorly, I thought) to incorporate all our required sources, the professor's feedback, personal anecdotes; I rended it limb from limb only to realize at five AM that I could no longer string phrases and clauses together and it was probably time to hang it up, secure in the fact that we get to rewrite one essay of the three (four?) that will eventually compose our grade.

So I was expecting a high C. Praying for a low B.

I ended up getting an A minus minus, sexiest of all the A's because it's almost not, and it has that element of danger, like an infant in the open jaws of a crocodile.

Is it a friendly crocodile? When did it eat last?

I don't know.

All I know is college is not all that hard.

Posted by DC at October 27, 2003 11:40 PM
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