August 02, 2003

Ask me what I did today.

No, really, go ahead, ask.

Yesterday I got the module that allows my Xbox to play DVDs (glaiven) so I today watched LA Confidential and Fargo while I took things off my walls and put CDs in boxes. I should really watch crappier movies while I try to do something productive, I kept having to stop and watch key scenes. I also watched several innings of the D-backs/Cubs game, two actual innings and five extra ones. The game I went to last week against the Dodgers went to exactly fourteen as well. Why does this keep happening? Because our pitching is divine but we've only read about this concept called "scoring runs" in books and magazines we've found lying around, is why.

All my friends went and saw American Wedding but I passed, thinking 2 sequels is probably too many for a franchise whose main vein of comedy comes from Jason Biggs stuttering, panicked while he attempts to remove his penis from various untoward things. That Jason Biggs is in some movies that can now be called a "trilogy" while I've only managed to get two chapters of my gay-robot saga made (Queerbots and Queerbots Return, With Faggy Berets) is enough to make me want to quit the imaginary movie business altogether.

My walls are blank. Stark, bare-assed naked. My brother will be taking over my room when I leave, which accounts for all the standing on chairs and pulling pushpins out of posters. They're all rolled up in one corner now, one giant uber-poster, because I can't find any rubber bands in this accursed house, for so bourgeoise are we that we take the ones that arrive with the morning paper and shoot them at peasants as they pass by. I'm not taking them to college with me, the posters that is. I want to look up at entirely different walls at night a month from now, so it will finally sink in, how far away from home I am, how much I have to prove.

If I need different posters to prove that to me, though, as opposed to all the tall buildings and cabs and cold weather, I am in serious trouble.

Twenty-something days. I can feel it breathing down my neck, sometimes the breath of a monster, sometimes the breath of a mysterious woman. I wonder if the monster will bite my head off. I wonder if the woman will whisper in my ear.

And if so, what.

Posted by DC at August 2, 2003 03:32 AM


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